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09-2-08

The Fat Rich Pig SUCKS

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Looks like I gave everything away in the title!

This product, the Fat Rich Pig is a total ripoff of the Rich Jerk. It comes with some extras, such as the Affiliate Crusher software, but the ebook is a rewritten version of the Rich Jerk ebook. I mean almost word for word in a lot of places, recommending the same programs in the same order. The graphics are made to look similar to the Rich Jerk graphics with a fresher look!

My test runs of the Affiliate Crusher were very disappointing. The program crashed before it did a respectable amount of work. The biggest attraction for me on this program was the software, as an alternative to Affiliate Elite. Well, the package disappoints, probably one of the reasons people don’t much talk about this product.

The whole package comes with a lot of bonuses, but no information is innovative that either the Rich Jerk hasn’t already taught or that is being talked about for free in every internet marketing forum or membership on the planet.

The Fat Rich Pig program gets a 3/10 and a spot on the shit list.

A lot of people who hear about Phantom Plate’s Photo Blocker immediately think “the fuzz is onto this, that’s illegal”. It isn’t designed to allow you to break laws. The phantom plate photo blocker spray protects you from broken cameras and unjust traffic police operations. In places where traffic ticketing is automated, people are constantly victims of technical difficulties. Photo Blocker prevents you from faulty machinery.

Here’s what Daniel Adams had to say about the photo blocker on Amazon.com:

I kept getting tickets in the mail for going through EZ pass tool booth out here in New York city. My sticker was valid and I had money in my account. They had no reason to keep sending me violation tickets in the mail. Each time I wrote them a letter explaining the circumstances and asked that they void the tickets. They told the system had problems and they would fix it. Well I put a stop to it when I ordered 2 reflectors for my cars. I have not had any tickets in the mail since. I love this product. It is so simple and yet effective. Everyone should get it. The best $50 I have spent lately.

The main products offered by Phantom Plate and what they do are as follows, quoting from the official Phantom Plate FAQ:

* PhotoBlocker

CONFESSION: I used to like and promote SEO Elite.

Those days are gone.

What does SEO Elite promise?

Discover how any page ranks at the top of the Search Engines. This promise is totally overinflated. It assumes that the software owner knows everything the search engines use to determine rankings. The feature of the software the supposedly delivers this benefit fails miserably.

Instantly finds hundreds of high page rank websites in your field. Yeah, but what good is that if they aren’t giving out backlinks. Who cares?

Searches for Super Affiliates willing to promote your products. Umm, isn’t that what Affiliate Elite is supposed to do? This program doesn’t really do that. This is a total stretch on what the software is ACTUALLY capable of.

Shows immediately which partners are still linking back to you. A lot of free programs do that too. There isn’t much benefit here because exchanging links the traditional way is a no-no now. Google doesn’t like it and is penalizing sites who do it.

Allows you to do a backlink search on all major search engines. This is sorta helpful because it saves a little time, but if you do it a lot the software isn’t built to deal with the search engine’s anti-spam features that block lots of automated queries, so this is a kinda-sorta type promise.

Learns how many and which pages each major search engine has indexed. Oh goodie, another blindingly obvious feature than anybody with a keyboard can do. No benefits here really. It’s slow enough in my opinion that it doesn’t actually save any time.

Notifies and keeps a daily, weekly, and monthly change record of where your website is ranked for ANY search term. It’s handy that it keeps a chart, but it only updates when you go in and tell it too, and once again, as it searches for your rankings, the program craps out and stops getting results after Google captchas the queries. This kind of thing could actually end up HARMING you.

Analyzes and compares special search commands on Google to the “regular” Google search rankings

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